“I woke up with my pockets full of cash, and was missing one of my shoes” – Or, How To Party in Macau

Ahhhh… Macau… The contrived adult Disney Land for wayward CCP officials and Hong Kong Brits on a cheeky life-savings spending adventure!

A friend once related a story that he took a cruise boat from Hong Kong to Macau, got blackout drunk, and didn’t remember a damn thing til the next day when he woke up in a random hotel, pockets stuffed full of cash, missing one of his shoes.

Fortunately, if you’re not a party animal, Coloane still has a beautiful historic district and there are many things you can do during the day in Macau… such as:

  • Walk from Senado Square to the Ruins of St. Paul. …
  • Explore Taipa. Taipa is a charming village located south of the Macau Peninsula. …
  • Enjoy Coloane’s Old World Charm. …
  • Ride a Gondola at the Venetian. …
  • Get an Adrenaline Rush from the Top of Macau Tower. …
  • Catch a Show. …
  • Go Gambling.

But, say you *want* to have a wild time?

Consider these nightclubs:

  • Nicole Fashion Club. Image Source. A popular karaoke venue at Fishermans Wharf, the Nicole Fashion Club is ideal for Macau ladies night. …
  • Sky 21. Image Source. Located on the AIA tower, Sky 21 is among the premier Macau nightclubs. …
  • D2. Image Source. …
  • Whisky Bar. Image Source.

Macau has a bit of something for everyone, but be warned that it now under CCP control! If you’re okay with the looming terror of communist dictatorships looming over you, then take advantage of its impossibly cheap casinos and beautiful colonial ruins!

Oh, and take a trip over the bridge to Hong Kong:

Tagged ,